99 problems but your opinion ain’t 1
And Chris, for your fear of other “hot girls” following suit, don’t worry boo. As a hot girl who has gained a pound or 10 after her last break-up I can assure you the asshole still wants me back. Something with hitting it from the back and making it jiggle. But what do I know, men are such mysterious creatures to me. Speaking from experience, as in, dating those creatures for the past 15 years or so… most of them are actually quite nice, polite and wouldn’t stand for your rude comments. Yeah, you get an angry Cheeto once in a while, or a writer with nothing productive to say… But most men I came across have better things to worry about than whether or not some A-lister, who 99% sure doesn’t know of their existence, has gone up a jeans-size or not.
And by all means, I don’t want to make this a body-shaming issue, since thats sooo 2015, I’m simply a firm (and chubby) believer that everybody can like whoever they like and enjoy in beautiful coïtus as much as they want to. (As long as its legal, and with all parties giving there full consent, obviously.) But when it comes in expressing those preferences we could all use some good old manners, as in, if you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up. (Or at least don’t post it online.)