Enfnts Terribles

When we saw on Mytheresa that The Row’s ‘Uggs’ were sold out and the beautiful leather loafers weren’t, we seriously started doubting the human race once again.

Shop The Row loafers via Mytheresa.

Call us old-fashioned, but we prefer Uggs to be worn inside the house. The only exception to wearing them outdoors is freezing temperatures.

Shop the black slippers via the Ugg webshop.

We wouldn’t even wear the golden flats even if Prada sent us a free pair for whatever special occasion. However, the black ones are an absolute must.

Shop the black flats via the Prada webshop.

If anyone can update us on the Minnetonka-style flat, please do. Otherwise, we’ll just stick to this very cute classic loafer, which has been on our wishlist for a while.

Shop the Luco Triomphe loafer via the Celine webshop.

We admit: we have a hard time accepting ballet flats, and even though we absolutely love Margiela, it’s still a no. The white-painted ones are obviously a VERY VERY VERY BIG YES.

Shop the white-painted Maison Margiela flats via Ssense.

Unless you’re an adorably elegant lady with a great sense of style, we wouldn’t recommend buying the black flats. Wear the loafers instead with a cute pair of socks.

Shop the black loafers via Arket.

We love Hermès because it is the classic of all classics, but these pink slippers are just too much. The cute black clogs are officially hired for spring, tho.

Shop the cute black clogs via the Hermès webshop.

Our chunky phase has officially been over since 2019; let’s say it’s just not really our thing. Those lightweight loafers, however, would very much match our beloved feet.

Shop the Otello loafers via the Eytys webshop.